What’s up, my fellow freaks? I think it’s time we had a serious and honest talk. And like I always say, I’m not one to judge; I just show the best places on the internet to access the content that sates your fetishes. Well, today, I just want to admit one thing: that you aren’t 100% straight. Now don’t go looking at me like that! I’m not the one that’s about stick a bucket load of dicks in my face!
Fuck it! Who am I kidding? Are any of us perfectly straight? Really? Isn’t it some kind of spectrum based on a childhood experience or some shit? It doesn’t matter whether your uncle diddled you in the back of a garage or you and your friend compared cocks when you were seven and they accidentally touched. The point is, you like cocks. Regardless of if it’s on a body with a pair of perky tits, you want to put that cock in your mouth and finger that person’s asshole like a good little girl. AND THAT’S OKAY.
You don’t need to be in denial anymore! We’ve now acknowledged it; you’re free! Live your truth! You love cocks! Say it with your fucking chest! “I fucking love cocks!” Doesn’t that feel good? I bet it does, fruit cake.
Now that we’ve acknowledged your truth, I can hook you up with some good shit. Well, Stripchat.com has a section exclusively for trans content. That’s right; an entire buffet of girls with dicks bigger than yours for you to simp over. Fucking beautiful, right? Well, don’t bust just yet. I’ve got to tell you all the sweet details about this one. And trust me, you’re going to want to hear it.
Big Dick Business
As you already know, Stripchat.com is no small fish. This cum cave brings in over 400 million visitors a month. That’s more than 400 million loads of cum every month. It’s enough for a fucking wale to swim in! And the site only launched six years ago! Think of what you’ve been doing for the past six years. While you’ve been beating your dick like a fiend, Stripchat.com has been collecting so much cum and cash deposits it would make Bonnie Rotten blush.
The website’s just been rising in popularity since its creation. It even won a “Cam Site of the Year” award and a “Cam Company of the Year” award. Who awarded them? Well, I don’t fucking know. Some porn publisher, perhaps. The point is they won. So, they’re kind of a big deal. So much of a big deal that they once tried to pay $15 million to change the name of the New Orleans Superbowl! Can you imagine the fucking balls on these guys?
Anyway, after the pandemic, the site blew up even more. Everyone had to stay home. And well, what would you expect the average guy to do other than jerk off to some stay-at-home sluts in their free time? Thirsty perverts flocked to the site like sex-crazed sheep. There was an increase of over 60 million users and over 300,000 performers. Everyone was cumming.
Nothing too hot about the design
The design of the website isn’t anything to bust my nut over. It’s good. It’s simple and helpful. That’s all we can ask for. There’s a fucking bar of categories at the top, there’s another bar of categories along the side, and there are thumbnails of whores in the middle. The best sandwich is a simple one with fucking good ingredients. You would probably know that if you had a healthy relationship with your parents. But you don’t, so know you’re about to simp for a chick with a bigger cock than yours.
While there’s nothing exceptional about the overall user interface, it’s still pretty fucking good. For example, you can see all of the categories these big-dicked babes fall into down the left-hand side. And there are a lot of fucking categories. Like, seriously. Who’d have thought there were that many types of trannies?
With these categories, you can look for a specific kind of shemale. Do you want a shemale over 50 years old? She’s all yours. Do you desire a shemale that’s still in college? Whatever tickles your taint. You can find damn near every kind of tranny in these categories: Asian, Arab, skinny, curvy, brunette, big ass, big cock, shaven, etc. It’s fucking impressive.
Take a second to consider how this platform spoils you. You can really just search for any kind of chick with a dick and (assuming you’ve got the right amount of cash) make her cum whenever the fuck want. My pervy little friend, we are officially in the future.
Above the categories, there’s a tab where you can keep a list of all your favorite shemales. There’s also a tab where you can scroll through your feed based on all of your favorite shemales. And, there’s a history tab, where you can look at the shemales you’ve viewed in the past. Like I’ve said: the future.
The thumbnails of the streamers are in the middle of the page and separated by categories. First, you’ve got the top girls — those who are currently collecting the most cash and cum deposits. Then, there are the new and trending girls; these are for all of the guys who want to slide into the girl’s DMs first to feel like she actually gives a fuck about them. Shit, as long as you’re paying and you’re both cumming, she might as well, right?
Badass chicks with fatass dicks
Listen to me, my fellow freak. You’ve got to fucking listen to me. There’s not one tranny on this site that isn’t an absolute fucking smoke show. I mean, you might keep telling yourself that you’re not gay, but these girls will shut that up real quick. The way these trannies look, you’ll be opening your wallet faster than you can say, “let me suck your cock, Mommy!”
I’m honestly stunned by the amount of hot trans chicks on this website. You can barely even tell that they used to be a whole fucking dude. I’m talking fat ass, slim waists, big boobs, and a fuck-me-daddy attitude to match. It’s fucking surreal. There aren’t many days when I think, “I want that dick in my mouth,” but today, I thought, “if it’s from that chick, I probably wouldn’t mind.” You’re about have those similar thoughts. It’s going to be a beautiful new experience, you fucking degenerate. Haha!
So, anyway, these chicks are generally just jerking off. As soon as you click on that thumbnail, you’ll have a fat 9-incher on your screen. Don’t worry; it belongs to a hot chick, so it’s not too gay. You can go back into that closet if you want; I definitely won’t judge you.
The chat room is open, and you can send her a message, but the chances are it’ll be ignored. Unless you’re donating to her, she doesn’t really give a fuck how horny you are. Give her a couple of donations, and maybe she’ll think about it. Some of these chicks flat out mute users who aren’t signed up to the website.
Thankfully, your thirsty ass can sign up quickly and easily. Just make up a username and drop your email address. That’s it! But you’ll still be ignored unless you donate. How do you donate, you ask? It’s easy! Buy tokens. The site uses a system where you buy tokens with your real money so that you can donate those tokens to your queen. Watch out, though! Those tokens aren’t cheap, and the bitches LOVE those tokens. They often want a lot of them.
When watching your favorite cock on a girl, she’ll usually set a goal — say something like “900 tokens to cum”. That means that you and maybe another 10 to 20 closet dwellers have to contribute to making your queen cum. That’s not exactly my cup of tea. I like to come in just when the action is getting started, but feel free to simp to your heart’s desire.
There’s also an option to request a private room. So if you enjoy blowing your wallet on watching bitches blow their load, you’re in for a treat.
The good stuff
Stripchat.com has some real fucking wins here. First, it’s easy as shit to sign up. There are plenty of you cheap fucks who’ll appreciate not bringing out their wallet just to make a fucking username.
Plenty of options in the categories is always a huge win. I want to be able to choose my bitch. I want to pick depending on the mood I’m in that day. If I can’t choose, I fucking lose interest, and you lose another user. I’m sure everyone can agree!
Everything aside, though, these are some of the hottest shemales I’ve seen in the fucking game. You’ve got to see them for yourself. I’m not lying to you. These bitches will have you questioning your sexuality for the rest of your life. Go! See if I’m lying!
The not so good stuff
Some guys might be into it, but I’m no fucking simp. These tokens aren’t cheap, but the bitches on this site like to act like they are. How long do you plan on jerking yourself off, ma’am? Because 4000 tokens is a pretty fucking ambitious goal for people to see you cum. Does your cum sparkle?
Tips from ThePornDude
Like most other big boy streaming sites, I would love to preview the action when I hover over the thumbnail. I want to see if the action is interesting before clicking on it. Who the fuck has seconds to spare going on a streamer’s channel only to find that they’re boring as shit?
Also, the categories. I like that variety. I like the volume. I just want to choose them simultaneously. Call me spoilt, but on most porn platforms, users are generally accustomed to having their own digital build-a-bitch system.
This site is hands down one of the best for hot trannies. If you want a hot bitch whose cock will give you an inferiority complex, this is the place to go. So take a step out of that closet just a little bit. No one’s watching, I promise. It’s about time you enjoy some premium chick dick. Enjoy, you filthy animals!