Nsfwmonster: NSFW Monster sounds like the name of an off-brand energy drink that might make you flip out, get tazed, and then arrested in the lingerie section of Wal-Mart. I certainly wouldn’t know anything about that because I was too busy jerking off to the website that took the name instead. It seems like a much safer blend of stimulating ingredients: rather than getting another strike for public indecency; I just ruined yet another keyboard with a thick coat of semen. That, my friends, is progress.
Still, that’s a pretty ambiguous name, isn’t it? NSFW Monster could refer to an enormous cock, a hentai scene with a beauty boinking a literal beast, or maybe a pretty girl cosplaying a mildly spooky villain from some anime she’s into. It turns out the title might refer to any or all of them. NSFWMonster.com is a free site full of short porn loops and images. The joint’s popular with GIF addicts, pulling a couple of million visits a month, including yours truly this morning. Let me tell you what I found inside.
Finding Myself on NSFW Monster
NSFWMonster doesn’t bother with the bullshit, keeping the setup real fucking simple. The header links are all tucked neatly away in a dropdown menu in the corner, so all you really get is a small logo and then a ton of porn. The asymmetrical view of the thumbnails outside has a modern vibe, more like photo-sharing social sites than your typical free tube, and the images are just beautiful.
Even before I start scrolling, that front page shows me girls stripping on webcam, up-close upskirt videos, dick-riding blondes, and POV blowjobs. The selection only widens as I move down, finding bits from high-end American pornos, Japanese Adult Video (JAV), and plenty of OnlyFans-style homemade webcam content. There are girls getting fucked by themselves, their friends, and goddamn literal machines. I see anal scenes, cartoons, and even some heavy fetish stuff like extreme bondage, forced orgasms, and a couple of hot chicks kicking a dude in the balls over and over again.
It’s a pretty fucking wide range of categories. Most of the major free porn sites, and the big pay sites, for that matter, draw the line way before “whatever’s legal.” NSFWMonster.com, on the other hand, has no such qualms about some of the more taboo kinks and fetishes out there. I typed some of the freakier fetishes I could think of into the search bar and got results for all of them, including piss, scat, and bestiality. Their stashes of the real deviate stuff aren’t as deep as the more vanilla perversion, but it’s more than you’ll find on a lot of sites.
There’s a menu with some of NSFWMonster’s more popular categories, and none of the really freaky ones I mentioned made the cut. Despite the availability of fetish content, most of their users are more interested in the standard set of popular tags like Boobs, Teen, Anal, and Asian. Fisting, Feet, and Hentai are on the list, though, which always makes me happy.
I noticed a section of Casting GIFs on the menu, so I had to take a look. In case you haven’t heard, I recently launched my own casting site called PornDudeCasting. And as I scrolled through the thumbnails, I spotted a couple of babes I’ve banged, like Madi Collins and Tristan Summers, getting fucked on other sites. Then, suddenly, I noticed an Asian babe riding on the dick of a big-headed, bespectacled mascot with orange hair. Well, that’s me humping Marica Hase last month on my site! I guess I must be genuinely famous now.
More GIFs Than You Can Shake Your Dick At
I noticed some other neat things when I was perusing that menu of categories. Scroll down a bit, and you’ll find an even longer list of tags, and this time, there are some numbers beside each one. Those tell you how many they’ve got for each category, and holy shit, this collection is absolutely fucking massive.
NSFWMonster.com has hundreds of thousands of GIFs and videos. Their NSFW_GIF section alone has nearly 100,000. There are over 61,000 cumsluts and an even 25,000 bigasses. Their damngoodinterracial section spans 22,770 images, moving and otherwise, and a good 30,000 TittyDrops. Come for the adorableporn, stay for the lesbians, deepthroat, and blowjobs.
The site is huge already, but it’s also growing at a fucking ridiculous rate. I’m talking faster than my boner after that time when I figured out how to freebase Viagra. (I don’t recommend the experience, though. I still have to apply salve for the burns.) And beside each running total for each subgenre, you’ll see the number of new additions to that category.
They’ve been on a streak with NSFWhardcore, adding 44 to the other 89,000 they already had. But, honestly, scrolling down the list, I think most of the categories saw new GIFs recently. So whether you’re into PAWGs, Celebrities, Squirting, or Twerking, they’ll probably have some new shit for you whenever you come around with a hard-on and box of tissues at the ready.
I always love to see the very latest stuff that’s getting added to any porn site. The default view out front shows you the Hottest material, but you can reshuffle it for a Random selection or go straight to their Best Of. I hit the Newest button instead to see the very freshest material, and I certainly wasn’t disappointed.
Every site looks good on mobile these days, but I think NSFW Monster really makes beautiful use of a big screen. The thumbnails are still until you drag your mouse over them, spurring those scantily clad and naked internet chicks into action. The latest babe is in black lingerie, groping her tits and rubbing her pussy, and the girl before her was topless from the start, showing off pierced nipples and a tatted torso. A small-titted brunette’s top magically comes off as she plops back into bed, and there’s a pair of grinning young women dancing as they take their boobs out.
Quick Porn Loops Right Fucking Now
I think one of the big things NSFW Monster has going for it is the quick accessibility. You pull up the site, and it sticks some big titties and juicy butts in your face. Since they’re dealing in GIFs rather than longer-form videos, the whole thing runs on a gallery format rather than a tube. Click a thumbnail on a tube site, and you get an entire video page with a bunch of text, ads, and tags surrounding the video. Here, as on any good gallery, it opens a larger version of the image or loop in question, with only minimal accoutrements to the page.
I made my way to the Curvy section for an extra dose of T&A with my usual stuff serving. I was greeted by thick redheads, well-endowed teens, and a blonde chick just popping the fuck out of her undersized lingerie. A couple of dead links lurked with missing-video placeholder images, but I scrolled by and clicked on a tatted cutie wearing nothing but a t-shirt pulled up above her huge jugs, exposing everything.
The full-size image opened, filling up my browser with trimmed muff followed by a jiggly booty, shaken for the camera. The little player has more options than I thought, including playback speed control, picture in picture, and an easy one-click download button. It turns out this one’s an MP4, not a GIF, but it makes no difference because my permanent collection accepts all kinds.
I clicked the Forward button on the edge of the screen, and NSFW Monster bounced me over to the femdom_GIFs section, where a dominatrix tortured a man’s balls and then smacked them with a vibrator. Another click brought me to FilthyRedheads, where a ginger was getting it doggy style. If I have any complaints about the site, I wish the Forward and Back buttons stayed in the same category you chose to start with.
It’s a pretty trivial complaint, though, because it doesn’t take any huge effort to stick to your favorite fap fodder. It’s that quick, convenient access that makes NSFWMonster.com such a fun site at the end of the day. Their collection is deep and growing fast, but it’s organized in a way that makes it easy as hell to find an abundance of just your type of material. It doesn’t take a fucking mental giant to see why these guys are so popular.