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So, you want some escort websites, eh? Well, from time to time, we all need something new in our lives, and to be more precise, we need a fresh woman (or transsexual?) to take us to higher grounds than our girlfriends or wives. Maybe we want to impress our co-workers and business partners with a luxury companion at a Las Vegas party, or do you want to have a sex vacation in Thailand? I recommend traveling to Bangkok, Phuket, and Pattaya for the girlfriend (or ladyboy) experience or for sex tourism!
Or are you just looking for an erotic massage with a happy ending? Tired of dating, got blue balls, you don’t have a girlfriend, and you just want to meet and fuck? (one-night stand) No matter what you’re after, my porn list will show you what you can do to obtain what you are looking for.
What kind of local female and pornstar escorts near me can I expect to find here?
Some of the hottest verified escorts and real high-class ladies available in your region near you. These are the best escort sites on the Internet for incall/outcall services. Ever been to Amsterdam, Prague, London, or Paris? Well, these ain’t no cheap French hoes in clubs, pick up Czech hookers in brothels, Asian (TS) street whores in strip clubs, British backpage call girls in motels, sexy Thai prostitutes in go-go bars or Russian sex workers on craigslist.
They’re either independent classy amateurs, or they have been cast and work for a discreet elite international escort agency. Either way, blondes, brunettes, or ginger redheads, you’re going to pay a lot of money for their company and pleasure, but they’ll fulfill all your dirty secret fantasies!
I have no rest, and every single second of my life is dedicated to porno and everything adult related. I’ve spent precious time looking online to find the most exquisite and popular places in 2023 filled with drop-dead gorgeous babes. You can expect beautiful Asian, Caucasian, Latina, Indian or black/ebony girls, and shemales ready to answer your call and to get nasty for your own little private entertainment. And yes, if your wallet is big enough, even roleplay BDSM dominas, threesomes with identical twins, gangbangs with famous pornstars and sex with old fame celebrities are possible!
Most of them can be booked worldwide, and you can be sure they’re all 18+, even though they may look like a young, innocent teen that just hit puberty (escort city tours). Some pure virgin students even auction and sell their virginity sometimes to fund their college studies! Do you have the cash to be their first and pop their cherry?
What are the best escort sites in 2023?
Number #1 or not, every website on my collection has something special to offer, and trust me, it wasn’t easy to find and add only the best ones. But I did it and to be honest; you don’t need to thank me. Just visit them and have fun in a hotel room with one crazy hot and tasty babe.
Oh, and use a condom, please! I know we all love raw bareback sex and hate pulling out, but is a pussy creampie worth risking an STD for? Try explaining that to your wife! Anyways, life’s really good sometimes, right? Who knows, you might even find your favorite porn star doing this as a side gig. Make sure to rate and review your experience with these VIP girls services, after you’re done with them, so other guys can read your testimonial.
PornDude, how much do these girls charge for their services, pimp?
Oh, you sneaky motherfucker! So, you have decided to cheat on your wife, who has been cockblocking you, ever since you got married. I bet that bitch gained more weight than “Jessica Simpson” and could perfectly apply for the role as a stunt double for Jabba The Hut in Star Wars. It’s like she’s training for an “all you can eat” contest on a daily basis ever since she got that ring on her finger, and now that wedding contract got your signature on it, she feels like she’s settled and can keep her legs closed. Hey, I bet you feel like an unconsenting sub that’s forced to feed this parasite with your credit card. Do you still think that marriage is great?
Hell, the last time you got laid, you probably had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot and jerking off to nude ladyboy pics of “Sarah Jessica Parker” or “Lady Gaga” sounds more arousing than penetrating her SSBBW pussy. Your single best friends make fun of you, when you have your weekly “guy’s night” in one of their man caves. They probably rub the fucking pussy that they bang on a daily basis literally in your nose with one of their bitches used panties, which made you realize how pathetic your life is, and this is how you ended up in this category on my list, isn’t it?
Anyways, let’s get your dick wet, fucker! The price that you’ll pay for one of the bitches on these websites depends on the services that you’ll require from them. It can be as cheap as $50 for a crack whore or as expensive as $1000 for the girl of your dreams to have their “company” for one hour. If you want to fuck without a condom, you’re going to pay a premium price, and most of these chicks won’t even allow it. I wouldn’t even recommend going bareback on these sluts unless you like playing Russian STD roulette with HIV being the grand prize.
Example: eFukt (For $5 you can get your little pecker inside the fuckbox of this “Beyoncé from the hood” lookalike! Don’t forget the extra buck for the condom or she’ll give you gonorrhea for free!)
Do you want to become a professional escort?
Are you looking for a life of luxury without financial troubles or interested in earning some extra money? Are luxury holidays, flying with private jets, and driving with supercars your thing? You want to date successful men, millionaires, or celebrities, and you know how to seduce them? Then don’t be shy and contact an escort agency on one of these sites or message me for some advice!