AnnSummers! When shopping for sex toys, lingerie, or even something for your BDSM backroom exploits, it’s always important to choose a retailer you can trust. Well, perhaps you enjoy walking into your local sex shop and chatting with the cashier, telling them how you appreciated their nipple clamp suggestions last week, but not everyone is into that.
In the 21st century, most people prefer to purchase their sexual paraphernalia discreetly from the comfort of their own homes. But, still, it’s crucial to choose an online retailer that isn’t going to fuck you over. That’s why name-value matters. It’s also why you should at least consider Ann Summers to deliver precisely the sort of kinky products you desire.
Ann Summers has been up and running since most of you have been around. Dildos, vibrators, assless leather chaps, and more have been on their brains for decades, so you know you’re getting a company that knows what they are fucking doing. Besides, considering they were established decades before most people were getting on the Web and jerking off, it’s pretty safe to say that they have the experience to give you precisely the kind of sex products you need.
Brand has been around since 1972
If you have ever caught your mother and her friends having a party where they deep throat dildos and vibrators, then trying them on their pussies before buying them, you can thank Ann Summers. The online sex store made a fascinating discovery back in the day – women loved getting together and purchasing plastic containers where they could store their shitty meatloaf no one wanted to eat. And if they loved doing that shit, they’d probably love getting together and buying devices that could get them off better than their small, dicked husbands ever could!
If there is one thing that I know about women getting together, they love gossiping about how their partners have small dicks. They also enjoy helping each other get off. And if they can make a buck while doing the latter and shove it in their dumb ass husband’s face, they’re going to jump at the chance to do that.
So Ann Summers figured out that if you could take out the Tupperware and replace it with dildos, vibrators, love beads, and so on, women would meet up and buy the products. It’s what made this company grow exponentially after it was founded in 1972, and the tradition continues to this day. Take a look at their ‘About Us’ section to get a full rundown of the company’s history.
It reads like a timeline of one of the adult industry’s most impressive and traditional XXX brands. I know a name like Ann Summers doesn’t give any hints, but I think it’s a genius of a brand. It sounds like a place you would go to buy an expensive bottle of perfume for that girl you want to fuck so bad.
And listen up, numbnuts, there’s no way you’ll be offended when your significant other is buying a sex toy behind your back from a brand that sounds as harmless as Ann Summers. It’s all about the branding. But they never plaster their brand all over their packaging when shipping to their customers.
Despite being a sex shop behemoth that ships to 200 destinations and supports over 150 payment methods and over 95 currencies worldwide, their customers still value discretion. When a package shipped from Anne Summers arrives at your door, you won’t find brand labeling all over the box. Nor will your neighbors be able to Google the brand name they see on the packaging, only to gasp and whisper, ‘oh my’ before dousing themselves in Holy water.
Discretion is everything, and Ann Summers understands that. Besides, the company has been around for decades; they have a few tricks up their sleeves.
Buy sexual wellness products
Ann Summers sells a fuck load of sex toys. Specifically, they have over 190 sex toys. But before I dive balls deep into all of that, I want to talk about the sexual wellness products on their catalog. And now, do you see why all that discretion seems pretty fucking important? Well, you don’t want anyone to know that you need that extra ‘oomph’ to help you in the bedroom.
Ann Summers has what you are looking for. For men, they offer sexual stamina pills when you want the pumping to last a little longer. There are also various gels designed to help with G-spots, provide extra pleasure, and so on. This section is also where you will find cleaning products for sex toys, condoms, lubricants, and more.
You will even find massage oils, lotions, and even CBD and CBD oil designed specifically for PMS. I don’t know how any of that fucking works, but hey, sounds interesting enough. If you have a vagina or know someone that does, you might as well give it a shot if they are in a grumpy mood!
Fuck loads of sex toys for men, women, and couples
Now for the main course: sex toys! You will be happy to know that Ann Summers has an abundance of sex toys waiting for you to explore. There are indeed sex toys for men, women, and couples. Unsurprisingly, the majority of the sex toys on Ann Summers are for women.
Still, if you are in the market for a sex toy for a woman in your life, Ann Summers has you covered. Whether it is for yourself, a significant other, that camgirl you are convinced is into you and isn’t acting that way because you’re paying her an absurd sum of money, they have what you are looking for. All the popular brands are covered here, including We-Vibe, Fleshlight, Womanizer, Lara DiCarlo, and more. Ann Summers also allows you to sort toys by newest arrivals, best sellers, and top-rated on the left sidebar of the ‘sex toys’ section.
Just look at the insane amount of sex toy categories available to get a sense of the variety of the sex toys on Ann Summers. You will find categories like vibrators, rampant rabbits, dildos, jiggle balls, love eggs, cock rings, wands, remote control toys, and more. There is literally a sex toy for any fucking occasion, for anyone that could ever use one. So browse by the categories to see what you can find for yourself or others as a gift.
And if you have no idea what you are looking at, Ann Summers has a variety of guides that will make shopping for a toy a breeze. For example, you will find a beginners’ guide to sex toys and a couples’ guide to sex toys to clear up any buying issues you may have. Moreover, you’ll also see guides for using sex toys, such as one that helps you use a rabbit vibrator. Another was a guide on how to have multiple orgasms and so on.
Over 500 lingerie pieces
Another thing to note is that Ann Summers also has a wide array of outfits and fetish pieces that you can wear. I noticed over 500 pieces of lingerie of all types. It is a lot to take in, but thankfully, Ann Summers has excellent filtering options when looking through the lingerie collection. On top of that, though, the presentation is something to be applauded.
You can easily see the variety of colors that each lingerie comes in. That’s all on top of the amazing model thumbnails that expertly showcase the lingerie/outfit. And that’s not even counting the different lingerie types that you can buy, from crotchless underwear to peephole bras and more. You will even find over 120 pieces of sexy nightwear and loungewear apparel.
What kind of fetish pieces was I talking about a moment ago? Well, once again, it’s a huge variety that should satisfy just about anyone, from maid outfits and nurse uniforms to police uniforms, sexy Christmas attire, and more. It’s the kind of fetish clothing that hits all the right buttons. And if you need bondage apparel, Ann Summers has you covered.
From handcuffs to nipple clamps, whips, ticklers, bondage kits, and clothing, along with other kinds of bondage paraphernalia, Ann Summers has a little bit of everything regarding setting up your fucking dungeon. And once you do, snap some pictures and drop me a line on ThePornDude. Just don’t show me pics of your nipple clamps!
Ann Summers has been in the business of selling you the best sex toys, apparel, wellness products, and more for nearly half a fucking century. With discrete and worldwide shipping and all kinds of sex toys, why are you not already browsing the site? As long as Ann Summers continues to add new content and bend over backward for their customers, they will continue to succeed!